I'd Never Thought of it Quite Like That...

From my three-year-old-son at the dinner table: "My water flushed the bread into my tummy just like the water in the toilet flushes the pee and poo into its tummy. Because toilets eat pee and poo."

I Know My Son Loves Me Because...

"We could put daddy in jail for the rest of his life. That would be stupendous!"

A Long Time Ago In A Family Room Far Far Away...

My kids love watching Star Wars.

My kids love having lightsaber fights while watching Star Wars.

My kids fight over who gets to be Darth Vader. (Usually whoever has the red lightsaber)

They had a laser gun fight in the backyard yesterday.

It warms my nerd heart.

Fear the Pi

In honor of pi day, I should probably stop wasting time designing t-shirts.

Happy Pi Day

Pie Steam Vents

I like to make pie but I don't like to make regular steam vents.



I was looking back over some of the steam vents that I've cut over the years.

I think they're getting more elaborate.

being a baby sucks

I'm sure it makes me a horrible person but this face made me laugh.

And it inspired this design:

I think this would be totally awesome printed on a onesie

Yup, I like it.

Irony in Advertising

I just got an email from American Express advertising American Express Gift Cards.


The ad was titled, "Be more original this year" and led with the line, "Gift giving just got a little more thoughtful."


And all this time I thought I was copping out with the gift card...