My kids were playing with their toy cars this morning, so I got mine out too. My derby car has always been good at left turns but when one of the propellers flew off, it became downright gifted at them.
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Nerds are about the most predictable creatures on the planet because we are, above all, creatures of habit. We don't like change (unless it's the new XBOX, or a faster processor) and we don't like risk (eBay makes me nervous). We just want our toys, three square meals a day, and to be taken out for a walk once a week.
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Location: Island of Misfit Toys
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I am a nerd. I went to math competitions and played in the marching band. I can program the VCR and fix the toaster. I can tie my shoes and occasionally match my own clothes. I own four graphing calculators, know what reverse polish notation means, and can compare the strengths and weaknesses of Science Fiction authors. I am the next step in the evolutionary chain.
Location: Island of Misfit Toys
Occupation: Rocket Scientist
I am a nerd. I went to math competitions and played in the marching band. I can program the VCR and fix the toaster. I can tie my shoes and occasionally match my own clothes. I own four graphing calculators, know what reverse polish notation means, and can compare the strengths and weaknesses of Science Fiction authors. I am the next step in the evolutionary chain.
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2 comments:
You have definitely mastered the left turn. Now, can you teach it to chase Sadie around in circles? How about fetching the mail?
It's a good thing you have children to play with so when you want to do things like play with toy cars all day it doesn't seem so ridiculous. But we know you'd be doing it anyway.
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