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Nerds are about the most predictable creatures on the planet because we are, above all, creatures of habit. We don't like change (unless it's the new XBOX, or a faster processor) and we don't like risk (eBay makes me nervous). We just want our toys, three square meals a day, and to be taken out for a walk once a week.
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Name: neil
Location: Island of Misfit Toys
Occupation: Rocket Scientist
I am a nerd. I went to math competitions and played in the marching band. I can program the VCR and fix the toaster. I can tie my shoes and occasionally match my own clothes. I own four graphing calculators, know what reverse polish notation means, and can compare the strengths and weaknesses of Science Fiction authors. I am the next step in the evolutionary chain.
Location: Island of Misfit Toys
Occupation: Rocket Scientist
I am a nerd. I went to math competitions and played in the marching band. I can program the VCR and fix the toaster. I can tie my shoes and occasionally match my own clothes. I own four graphing calculators, know what reverse polish notation means, and can compare the strengths and weaknesses of Science Fiction authors. I am the next step in the evolutionary chain.
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Are there really such things as metric terrorists? Are there people so twisted that they'll use the beauty and simplicity of base ten to cause fear and mass hysteria? Oh yeah, the French.
4 comments:
That is awesome. You totally need to submit that to one of those shirt websites so they will make a shirt out of it and then send you one.
You are such a nerd. That's really funny. I'm with Katie, I'm sure some T-shirt company would love to make that into a shirt.
Joseph doesn't get it. He asked, "Wait, does it really look like that?"
I am amazed and amused at your wit. However, as a former resident of the great state of Texas--HELLO! Oklahoma isn't nearly as big as Texas. What's with making them the same size?
For one thing, when driving through Oklahoma to get to Missouri, it sure does feel that big. For another, I had to make Oklahoma big enough to stand next to Texas. For three things... Really Jophus!?
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